Sorry not sorry
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Nikki up in hur
idk im lazy to think of a nice theme so yeah
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Post reblogged from dancing alien on vacation
at prom some girl dropped her corsage and cut her toe and she was bleeding so the dj stopped the music and i said “i guess there really is blood on the dancefloor“and my date slapped me across the face
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Photo reblogged from U.S Marshal Marshall
then and now
well
i see someone sold their soul to satan
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Photoset reblogged from U.S Marshal Marshall
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Photo reblogged from Perfectly Proportioned Posteriors.
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Video reblogged from Coreny Shtuff~~~
2 seconds of this played before it crashed and i was already crying with laughter.
(Source: dootzy)
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IM GONANa FuCkiNG PEE MY PAN t s
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Chat reblogged from To live would be an awfully big adventure
- mom: go do this thing
- me: dobby is a free elf now, dobby has no master
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Photo reblogged from not you fat jesus
I think about this picture a lot
but why did she take two ‘o’ pictures when she could have just used the first one twice
always asking the big questions
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Photo reblogged from SOMEBODY STOLE MAH BUKET.
Two bald eagles in air battle crash-land at airport
Dude these two eagles were fighting mid-air and got stuck. They crash landed at an airport and both survived.
How hardcore is that? Look at their faces tho.
Its like “I swear to GAWD Jerry”
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Photo reblogged from not you fat jesus
Ą̸̽̉͆̍̆̐̋̅̔ͤ͗ͨ̌̋҉̜̦̠̖̺̗̩̣̭̯̼̞̬͞ͅR̵̮̱̭̠̥͇̲̭̦̳̖̗̩ͥ̒̽ͦ̔ͩ̐̈́ͅEͭ͌ͪ͆̚͡͏̧̝̲̱̦͍̱̝͝ ̲̤̟̘̞͓͎̘̗̩̹̟̗͇̭̭̤͊̐͂̌ͤ̒̆̐̈́̅̉ͥͨ͑͂̚͜͝͝Y̵̨̨̠͙̙̹̰̮̗̮͕͈̪͕̺̲͎͕͙͎̋̍ͥͯ̈́̍ͪͯͩͩ̃ͩ͌̈́ͦͦO̔͋̔̓̃ͭ̊͏̶̡̢̤̳̻̜̰̥̼̹̞͝ͅȖ̴̞͖̤̻̤̩̘͈̯̦̻̞̟̫̥͎̪̫̤ͯͧ̉̊̽̍̕͜͠ ̛̛͈̪͕͇̖̭̜̭̩͙̮̙̗̹ͣ̓ͪ̽͞ͅṘ͊̈ͣ̂̊ͤ̊̅̆̓͌ͩ͟͏̜̖̯̲̲̭̝̭̥͉͚̝̤̘͙͓̳̲͢E̙̲̹͕̋̿̄ͦͥ̓̔̃͠Aͩ̈̂͐ͪ̈̉̇ͧ͛̏̉̀̀̍ͣ̐̐́҉̸̨̜̺̥̟̳͙̕D̛̈́̔̃̇ͮ̓͐͗ͧͪ҉̼̼̻̳̬̼̣̥̯͇̲͎͔͇ͅY̒̍̍̄ͪ̎̄҉̛̘̻̯̝̪̰̺ ̴̧̧̳̯̱̞͍͙̰̝̤̭̣͓̗̓̐̓ͥ̍̑ͬ̓̋̎ͫ́ͦ̐̃͋ͣ͟Kͪ̎ͨ̄ͧ͑͂̈́̿ͮ̄̔̚͝͏̸̺̳̫̘͍̺͈͡I̡̛̛̝̭͂̂̎̊̅͂̓͛͘̕ͅͅD͚͚̼̥̯̤͙̺͊̇̃ͬ̏ͩ̏͂̿̊̉̐ͯ͒̿̈́̂ͭ̇̕͢Ś̶̡̝͇͇͚͎̮͙̞̰ͨͬ̈́̑͒̐̃̌͒̋̂ͫ̚?̸̨̖͕̺̫͐ͦͫ̓̊̿ͬͣ̓ͭ̓͌̚͞
(Source: hyperized)
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Post reblogged from not you fat jesus
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
