CHOLO HARPOLE UNIVERSITY

takidaka:

i wonder if all cotton plants grow in constant fear of becoming a tampon or toilet paper or a fat old bastard’s sweaty underpants

(via takidaka)

carriesfirstperiod:

going back to school after break like

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(Source: lmpossibleprincess, via ruinedchildhood)

tinalikesbutts:

Fucking kids care more about each other than we do

(Source: sizvideos, via shireonfire)

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust, via shireonfire)

theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

(via actualmerida)

fuckingstevenglansberg:

sacred-simpliicity:

screwsociety:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

Q

THIS IS THE BIGGEST TRAIN WRECK OMG 

(via takidaka)

geekycrap:

this is my favourite vine ever and I will never get tired of it

(Source: weloveshortvideos, via wildmattress)

lennon-in-the-sky-with-timelords:

So my cousin was in a gay pride parade and everything in her outfit and makeup was rainbow but she was wearing red contacts and while marching, a protester behind her yelled “You’re going straight to hell” and she turns around to face him with her fuCKING blood red eyes and she says “well duh, I got a kindom to run” and the protester nearly fucking passed out that is her legacy I want to be like her

(via mtulliuscicero)

clitreaper:

when you are trying to make a mutual with someone who won’t follow you back 

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dewgongo:

when you make a joke and everyone laughs
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(via ruinedchildhood)

solitarycheese:

clambistro:

burgerrr:

circuit-city:

whenever i have those brutal searing being-dissolved-from-inside period cramps during school or work i pretend i am a viking warlord who has been stabbed in the abdomen but i killed the assailant so i’m the only one who knows im injured and i have to carry on normally til the end of the battle to keep up my mens morale

this is good

Gonna adopt this method of dealing

perfect

(Source: synapolitan, via adwarvishlass)

This movie came out nearly 30 years ago and this statement is STILL true.

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daneyres:

critical mission failure

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stunningpicture:

Made this for my boyfriend

stunningpicture:

Made this for my boyfriend

(via ruinedchildhood)

2 koo 4 skoo